THE TASTE OF REGRET
(He overheard)
Girl at Taco Bell:
“I’m having a bad day,
My phone won’t work,
I have brain freeze,
And that drink went down the wrong hole.”
Other girl (he overheard) at Taco Bell:
“You need to slow down.”
So, instead of remembering
To get the special medium taco sauce,
He left as soon
As his order was ready,
Kicking himself when he got home.
He ordered 4 bottles of
Taco Bell sauce from Amazon.
It will be here in 4 days.
©April 26, 2018
by Diane E. Dockum
Marble Hill Press 
that is hilarious! I saw the title and was thinking it was going to be a downer and I was going to get all philosophical on your ass. Instead I am laughing and have quite the craving for Mexican food (the real stuff, not Taco Bell).