He said, She said

It was raining

And the clouds were gray

In spots

I sat in a corner booth

Drinking coffee

They were college young

He wore a beret

She, a short blonde cut

He asked her why she’d called

She said I missed you like crazy

He pretended to cry

He wanted a sirloin steak

She said it was too expensive

He said she sounded just like his mother

She felt that was lame

He wanted moist, soft meat

That slid right down

The conversation I’m sure

Had sexual undertones

He giggled like a girl

I think she missed him

But she didn’t know why

She studied macrophysics

He had transferred in from Harvard

She mentioned her boyfriend

He asked if he was banned From her room

Probably, she said

Her boyfriend needed to see him first

No offence

But he looked twelve

The wings and dip came

He wanted to share

But Erica, that’s her name,

Said she couldn’t

Share dip,

She absolutely couldn’t

Share dip

Even with her boyfriend

He said she should see a doctor

She had issues

They talked about Los Vegas

And when he lived in Europe

And when he went to Amsterdam

During Thanksgiving

And then Paris at Easter

I could hear the chicken wings

Smacking On their lips