Chapter 6: ROOSTER AND BEAR CRASH A HEN PARTY – OR – “WHAT THE CLUCK!”

Across the meadow, and down a winding path heading toward the valley was a cave, and that was where Bear was just waking up from his winter nap. It wasn’t the sun that woke him, but the sharp stab of hunger in his belly. It had been a long, long, cold winter. There was nothing left in his pantry.

Up the hill, on the farm, feathers were flying as Beulah, Rooster’s sister, prepared the coop for her party. Petunia, and Sweet-pea and a few others had been setting for almost 21 days, and soon their eggs would hatch, and they were feeling kind of full of themselves.*

By “full of themselves” I mean that they were excited, and proud at the same time, and that makes you feel like you are just going to burst out with a loud cackle accompanied by clucks and hopping up and down while thrusting your head forward and backward in rapid succession.

Beulah was a broody hen. She looked out for the younger ones, intervening in their squabbles, and helping them with their nests. She always made sure there was plenty of support for the new mothers in the barnyard.

On the other side of the coop, where Rooster lived, the sun was leaking through a crack in the wall, rousing him from sleep. He always woke up early and hit the ground running. The first thing was to let out a very loud Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! He heard the hubbub, and thought he’d better get out of the way for a while, so he set off down the path toward Bear’s cave.

“Hey Bear! Are you awake? What’s up? How ya feelin?”

“What.” Bear drowsily stated. Normally “what” is a question all on its own, but Bear was usually a little grumpy when he woke up, especially if he woke up hungry. He scratched his belly, and it growled.

“Hungry”. He said.

“Well let’s go!” crowed Rooster. We’ll go down to the creek and catch some fish, or we could go up on the hill to the farm. I know Beulah is fixin’ up some fine goodies for the hens. Maybe we could sneak a bit away, I think there’s pie.”

“Pie.” Said Bear. “Mmmm, …pie.” Bear’s stomach made another shuddering groan, and he rubbed the sleep from his eyes with his big paws.

Beulah’s kitchen was small in the coop, but very efficient. Pies were cooling on the windowsill. She spread her cakes, fresh vegetables and pitchers of cool fresh water out along the plank table. There were preserved June Bugs, she had put up in jars last summer. The table looked beautiful, with the red-checkered cloth, and the decorative pretend eggs she had been working on in her spare time. She had made little nests for place settings. She stood back and admired her handy-work.

The girls were gathering in the hen house, clucking softly among themselves, arranging their nests, and their precious eggs. Some had plucked feathers from their own bodies in order to set down on the eggs, to touch their warm skin to them, and bring them to life with the heat of their bodies.

Rooster and Bear slowly climbed the hill, the sun was getting higher in the sky, and Bear was beginning to feel more awake. He sniffed around in the bushes to see if there were any berries, but they had not grown yet. Rooster was smaller, and faster, and his little yellow legs quickly carried him up the path. The smells of baking wafted on the breeze.

Beulah called out the names of the hens in the parlor: “Henrietta, Sweet-Pea, Petunia, Blossom, Lilly, Martha, Agnes, Zelda, Fanny, and Jenny!” All were present.

After cups of Chamomile tea were passed around, she was ready to begin the games. Beulah handed out sheets of paper, and some pencils. The game was a word scramble and the hens had to guess what the words were. All the words were things about chicks, motherhood, and eggs. The winner would take home the prize, her best Apple Pan Dowdy*.

After the first game Beulah and Petunia went to the kitchen to bring the food in. To their horror, the Apple Pan Dowdy on the windowsill was gone!

The hens were agitated. They began to cluck between themselves, and send worried looks to Beulah, whose reputation for intolerance of hoggery and deceit was well known. Every eye was on the window, as a rooster’s red comb slowly raised above the sill, then right beside it the brown fur and ears of a bear.

A wild CLUCK was shouted immediately; while the agitated hens grabbed any object they could, such as knitting needles, handbags, a broom, and a tea tray.

The tea tray came down hard on the heads that were slightly seen rising above the windowsill with a clanging sound.

Loud noises ensued.

Farmer looked out his window only to see his hens in an uproar, and racing across the field behind a rooster and a bear.

“That’s a real head-scratcher” he said, and turned to his wife with his eyebrows raised.

Rooster and Bear, with the warm Apple and Cinnamon taste still in their mouths, ran head long across the field, down the winding path and waded into the stream hoping the water would stop the mob.

…Hens, mad hens, … mad wet hens. Wet hens are the maddest!

Across the meadow, and down a winding path heading toward the valley was a cave, and that was where Bear and Rooster hid from the wet hens. They may be hiding there still.

* Apple Pan Dowdy is a kind of apple and cinnamon baked dessert that is very tasty.

 

~end~

 

By Diane E. Dockum

 

©March 23, 2013

Rooster and Bear 1

Rooster and Bear

CHAPTER ONE

By Diane Dockum

Bear lay on the sofa leisurely munching a bag of chips. The ball game was on television. He was alone. A contented lull came over him. He yawned with his paw full of chips halfway to his mouth.

The door flew open with a bang. Rooster stomped up the stairs into the living room. His beak was already going.

“We goin’ fishin’ Bear?” When you gonna clean that wagon out? We can do it today! Hey! I gotta idea, we could get a movie or a pizza, we could get a movie AND a pizza, whattya say? Come on, let’s go!”

Bear froze. This bird is going to drive me crazy, he thought. Rooster’s bright yellow eyes and flapping feathers were the last thing Bear wanted at that moment.

“I don’t think I want to DO anything, Rooster. I just want to watch this game.”

“Oh, OK, I’ll watch it with you.” And he wriggled his tail feathers deep into the couch cushions at Bear’s feet, forcing him to scrunch his length up uncomfortably.

Soon, Rooster’s left foot started tapping on the floor. He shifted back and forth to get more comfortable. Then he started to preen his feathers.

“Can’t you sit still!” Bear shouted.

“Got any popcorn? I feel peckish.”

Bear let a long tired sigh escape from his throat. He climbed up out of the sofa cushions and went to his kitchen cupboard. He carefully measured his private stash of popcorn, the gourmet kind and very expensive, into his hot air corn popper and flipped the switch. The machine began to whir and vibrate loudly. The heat rose in rippling waves. Bear knew he had to find the big bowl soon or it would be too late, the corn would start shooting out of the nozzle all over the place. He searched through the tall shelves, and down low through the underneath cupboards, but no bowl. He even reached way in as far as he could.

The corn was beginning to puff up. Frantically, Bear began flinging dishes out of the cupboards. Rooster darted into the kitchen to see what the racket was. When his claws hit the linoleum he slid into the side of the china closet and all Bear’s china dishes crashed down onto him. Just then, the popcorn let loose firing kernels like a Gatling gun out onto the floor. *

(*Gatling gun here means the popcorn was coming so fast out of the popper that Bear wished he had seven or eight hands to catch it all.)

Bear grabbed a dishtowel and tried his best to stop the barrage. Rooster’s feet were sticking up through a pile of china chips and corn.

Bear was groaning and trying to catch the corn in his mouth and in his dishpans. He had gotten the best corn money could buy. It expanded to nearly three times the normal size! The kitchen was soon buried in white puffy corn.

Then the popper stopped. The corn was all finished. From under the great pile of corn and crockery, Rooster made a soft crowing sound.

“Sorry, Bear.”

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