There is a lunatic in the driver seat And we’re watching a lunar mission And they’re looking at the dark side of the moon There is an empty bed at the asylum Waiting for a man Watching himself give a speech In a mirror framed in gold And they’re counting craters out the window On the dark side of the moon We see the leader growl into the microphone And drool on his lapel pin And buff his nails on his chest As he rips away our will to live We are watching history made Reaching into space farther out than any other Lunar mission and at the podium He shows us the gold encrusted ball room plan Yet no plan for the war he started There’s a lunatic driving the bobsled And it’s straight down the mountain Into an abyss And they’re looking at the dark side of the moon Taking pictures of the colors On the dark side of the moon