A funky white van
Sat in the parking lot
Of the credit union
But it wasn’t the van that caught my eye
Although it could have been
Up to no good
White vans usually portend foul play
As I pulled in to make my deposit
I noticed some large birds
— Dark chubby birds
— Not the normal run-of-the-mill
— Kind of birds
And did a double take
They were the tweedy kind
Black and white hens on a road trip
And they were milling about
Taking the air
Apparently needing
To stretch their legs
And after a reasonable time
They hopped back in the van
And drove away.
Seriously, I never saw a human driver.
By Diane E. Dockum
© April 13, 2017
