ONE

 

There once was a sparrow named Jack

Who said “I’m a duck, I can quack!”

He jumped in the moat,

Made a quack in his throat,

The fish had a nice little snack!

 

TWO

 

A man with a giant physique

Wore shoes that would constantly squeak.

So, often he chose

To butter his toes.

They smelled rancid just after a week.

 

THREE

 

While making a strawberry float

An elephant, cat and a goat,

Two mice and a hen,

Six toads and a wren

All whistled a high sounding note.

 

FOUR

 

There once was a serious monk

Who startled a very large skunk.

His butt hole was pink,

He let off a stink,

The skunk hit the ground in a funk!

 

© Diane E. Dockum, 2014